Penelope Armond: This is gonna seem gross but your tears are made up of i think 98% of the same thing your pee is..so yea i try to refrain for trying them ;
Mandy Mustaro: What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney? You're too young to smoke!
Lahoma Beadell: Knock KnockWho's There?Rhinoceros.Rhinoceros Who?Nobody....Show more
Ramona Pago: Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice?It said concentrate.
Ulysses Failey: People Eat Tasty Animals.
Abel Adger: http://www.counterpoint-music.com/specialties/imag...
King Bringle: i did as a kid n i still dont know why its salty
Justin Casten: A man walks into a bar... ouchDAMMNIT TO HELL SOMEONE TOOK MY JOKE ^^:(
Hilma Pestano: stfu o annoying ****
Lana Uliano: A guy walks into a bar and says OW
Shawn Lelis: P!nk the singer and the fact I aint eaten meat in 3 1/2 years woop Lol
Connie Dickirson: a guy walks into a barOWRANGER STOLE MY JOKE!!!!!and som! e other person did ¬¬!!!!...Show more
Maynard Reevers: Pregnant Elephants Trying Anal
Benny Stehno: I think of peta bread........yummy
Nestor Klan: Testy protesters who don't get enough meat in their diet LOL
Lionel Tanen: I went for a chink last night...beat the **** outta me
Lonnie Jehle: what's green and says 'hey, I'm a frog?' A talking frog
King Bringle: Knock-knock?Who's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock-knock?Who's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock-knock?Who's there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say banana?...Show more
Peter Lapoint:
Margy Sandquist: How do you hurt a door?...........Twist it's knob.
Rubi Romo: I wanna go adopt two kittens named Ivan and Carlito!!!xxAnniexx
Cordia Fivecoat: What did the boy with the cold say to the other kids who were making fun of himSnot funny!
Patrica Loertscher: i have tasted my tears a lot of times. yeah, they have that enzyme that makes them salty.
! Robin Tommie: PETA?
Keneth Mailhot: do you know whats no! t funny?AIDSor Two muffins in a microwave one says man its hot in here the other one says WOAH A TALKING MUFFIN!...Show more
Ricky Frazer: Did you hear about the chef who went to jail?He got caught beating an eggStupid haha
Joellen Zorrilla: http://www.commonplacebook.com/jokes/funny_lists/l...ok their riddles but close enough
Hollis Demasters: Gama
Rachell Meese:
Chanda Wittwer: tears are salty. I tasted them once.
Shawnna Kusky: this question
Willa Holte: Knock knockwho's there?GodGod who?exactly....Show more
Malcom Fenoff: yeah i did lol this might sound weird but i like the taste
Marti Declue: Alicia ahaha
Janean Guz: How many Brits does it take to hold up a dentists office?One.
Virgil Loatman: Knock KnockWho's there?DoctorDoctor Who?You just said it
Vickie Clampett: Newt Gingrich
Wilburn Denice: why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side
Sook Hershkowitz: Ponies enter! tain the anteaters
Rodrigo Pezley: Knock knockwho's there horsehorse who?horse shoes!!!
Lourie Mcroberts: I used to a lot as a kid. They are salty.
Jodie Capella: Animals.
Providencia Jalbert: Anything that starts with: YOUR MOMMA!For example: Your Momma sucks farts out of bus seats.
Ivan Velazquez: Is that albatross around your neck eating that chip on your shoulder? Why was the zebra crossing? He liked people walking all over him. Who in the Bible cast the first stone? Oliver, he cast Sharon.
Cordia Fivecoat: Yeah. They have almost the same components as seawater, funnily enough. You sound embarrassed to have tasted your tears. Why? Not wishing to be really gross, but as a child doesn't everyone taste tears, snot and blood out of curiosity?!?
Scot Rotruck: Why did the golfer bring in an extra pair of pants?In case he gets a hole in one!ha so funny
Kim Gerbino: sure, lots of times, and yeah, salty, but i like salt.
Monty Sieloff: Yes. Mine are salty as well.
Rodrigo Pezley: The very second I saw your profile pic.
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